Have you ever wondered why a grapefruit is called a "grapefruit" when it looks or tastes nothing like grapes?
Thanks to the back of Dave's instant oatmeal pacakge, now I know it's because they grow in clusters like... grapes!
Still to figure out: Why does the logo for Brown Bear Car Wash have a yellow bear? Whe doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? And why do the bottoms of Dave's shirts always roll up in the washer, making them a PAIN to iron?