As Dave and I were leaving Target last night, we overheard this...
Customer service lady to teenage boy, approx. 16 years of age:
"Well, pantyhose are like thin stretchy underwear made out of nylon, and tights are more like really, really long socks."
We have no idea what the context of this conversation was, but as soon as we were out of earshot, we both burst out laughing :)
*Image from buycostumes.com